Judas Coyne's Confession To Ig ...

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Judas Coyne's Confession To Ig ...

Postby Damien_England on Sun Mar 21, 2010 5:23 pm

8) That's the question. Say the two of them met, on novel-form, I dunno ... just standing at the supermarket check out or something, mano e mano - what sin would that sick old washed-up Mickey Rourke-in-Wrestler has been come out with we didn't already know?

A confession about that one time with the 2 groupies in Vegas he got them both to strip butt naked in the jacuzzi, re-enact Titanic on the soap rail, and tell him they were flying to Celine Dion? Alternatively you might think it was the time he tried on Georgia's pants. Lost out to Jeff Bridges in an audition for The Big Lebowski. Or called Jim Hetfield a washed up Mickey Rourke-in-Wrestler m*therf*cker for copying his wardrobe, accidentally punched a waitress, and got chucked out of a restaurant.

I think what's becoming increasingly clear to the more observant of you by now is this may be fun, or very quickly die on its arse. Either way, all contestants in the Judas Coyne's Confession competition are kindly requested to please try and keep their answers as sick but family friendly as possible ... a delicate balancing act requiring considerable verbal skill.

Best answer wins a signed ashtray, jockstrap, and fretless bass. Rock on. :mrgreen:
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Re: Judas Coyne's Confession To Ig ...

Postby Betsy_Boo on Sun Mar 21, 2010 5:25 pm

Signed by whom? :D
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Re: Judas Coyne's Confession To Ig ...

Postby Damien_England on Sun Mar 21, 2010 5:39 pm

The winner can choose from these 3 exciting options:

1) Spinal Tap
2) Father Christmas
3) Leonard Nimoy
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Re: Judas Coyne's Confession To Ig ...

Postby Betsy_Boo on Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:17 am

Damien_England wrote:The winner can choose from these 3 exciting options:

1) Spinal Tap
2) Father Christmas
3) Leonard Nimoy


Heh, heh...Leonard Nimoy's jockstrap! Of course coming up with a sick scenario for Jude would take more imagination than I have, but I will certainly think about it.
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Re: Judas Coyne's Confession To Ig ...

Postby grasking on Sun Mar 28, 2010 6:30 pm

He had a torrid love affair with Liberace.
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