Joe Hill in the style of Chuck Norris

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Joe Hill in the style of Chuck Norris

Postby Florida on Thu May 15, 2008 7:41 am

-Joe Hill does not sleep. He waits.
-Joe Hill puts the laughter in manslaughter.
-Joe Hill has the heart of a child. He keeps it in a small box.
-Dairy Queen used to be Dairy King until Joe Hill made it his bitch.
-When Joe Hill put on the one ring the Nazgul just said, "Fuck it."
-Joe Hill can predict the shuffle on his iPod. Because there is a ghost in it. He put it there.
-Joe Hill likes his emo kids sunny side up.
-The first Dungeons and Dragons card deck game came to be when little Tommy Smith found Joe Hill's misplaced photo album: Things I shouldn't have had sex with in the middle ages.
-The gravity provided by the sheer size of Joe Hill's brain is the only thing keeping the planet in orbit.
-Joe Hill writes all of Snoop Dogg's lyrics.
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Postby sybil on Thu May 15, 2008 11:47 am

that's just rich, florida. very good!
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Postby Carrie on Mon May 19, 2008 10:09 am

Just posting here to reiterate my comment (sadly deleted by the SPAM removers) that you've been cracking me up lately, Florida!

Loved your "Joe Hill looks like the kinda guy that could kill a bear with his hands" and "that's just how he rolls" posts...
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Postby Florida on Mon May 19, 2008 5:16 pm

Thanks, Carrie! :P
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