First Annual August Chalk-off

Postby Nerak on Wed Sep 05, 2007 9:10 am

We want results!!! Dammit!

Since I never got to enter, I want to see who won!!
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Postby Shane on Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:50 pm

We're going to make the decisions soon enough, but since there were some people who expressed interest in mailing in their entries, we're going to give them a couple of days for the snail mail to arrive (should anyone have mailed their entry on the 31st, for example).

I'll make sure everyone knows when the judging is completed. :)
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Postby LauraK on Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:55 pm

(Where's the hair-tearing smiley-guy?)
The suspense is killing me!

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Postby Dana_Jean on Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:05 pm

THAT'S RIGHT!!!! I'M INSANE NOW.

Not knowing the outcome of this contest has me standing right on the precipice of plucking my eyebrows until there is nothing left but a dry, patchy area of pink mottled skin. Like a chihuahua only creepier.

*choke*sob* I really need to know you guys.

ping! That's one eyebrow hair gone.

ping! two...

Do you really want a possible ingrown hair situation on your hands Joe and Shane? Do you, I cry out? DO YOU?!

Awww hell. I've gotta go to the store and pick up a Dot Hack something something game for my kid. But, I'll be back to finish my self-mutilation.
The well-being of each and everyone of my hair follicles rests in your hands, Joe and Shane. Right. In. Your. Hands.

Bye.
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Postby val04463 on Tue Sep 11, 2007 7:01 am

I love digging out and then pulling an in-grown hair..I once had one in my arm pit that was so curled up it was 2 inches long when I removed it!!
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Postby Dana_Jean on Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:40 am

Uhm, alrighty then val. Thanks for...sharing.

I think I might be a bad influence.
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Postby Dana_Jean on Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:40 pm

Okay. I'm moving on to armpit hairs. Happy, boys?

ping one...

ping two...

ping...Good God! We've got a bleeder!
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Postby Dana_Jean on Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:44 pm

*swallow, hard to talk* -- 10 stitches.

Chest hairs next....*swallow*
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Postby LauraK on Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:44 am

*Whine, whine...*

C'mon guys....that's enough time for snail mail, isn't it??? Dana Jean's going to bleed to death here!
(But her corpse will be silky-smooth and hair-free!)

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Postby Dana_Jean on Wed Sep 12, 2007 1:20 pm

And, it's amazing what you find when you start the deforestation process of one's chest hairs. To date I have found:

3 red skittles.
1 dime
the lid off my toothpaste tube
and Natalie Holloway

I KNOW! I couldn't believe it either! I mean, what's the odds of finding 3 RED skittles?

Well, my job is almost done here. Next, I move onto the slip and slide of hair that goes from the belly button to the pubic bone. I may need a weedwhacker for this job because we're getting into some thick jungle bush.
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Postby Dana_Jean on Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:06 pm

arrrrrrrggggghhhhh cough*spit*choke* ggggghhhhhhhhh!
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Postby Dana_Jean on Wed Sep 12, 2007 3:56 pm

mmm, mmm, mmm geez, it's been so long since I've been here. I wonder if they've picked a winner...WHAT? No results still?
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Postby Nerak on Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:08 pm

<---tapping foot

welllllllllll
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Postby Dana_Jean on Wed Sep 12, 2007 5:35 pm

Oh, I've cracked lily, I've cracked. Back in 1979.
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Postby Dana_Jean on Wed Sep 12, 2007 5:42 pm

Have you noticed that Joe and Shane NEVER log on while I'm here? They just can't face me.

Or possibly they're avoiding me...naaaawwww, it can't be that one. They are sad because they don't want to disappoint me. That's it.
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