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Postby Dana_Jean on Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:02 pm

Hey! Don't you lump me with this band of merry farters. I'm just stuck with them.

in fact, I'm not listening to anymore fart stuff.


lalalalalalanot listeningllalalalalal can't hear youalalalalalalalalalal

And thank God I can't smell you!!! lalalalalalalala
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Postby LauraK on Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:24 pm

Mike- we either have sons or husbands who fart all the damn time and love it. As you know full well, we women do not fart.

LK

PS- anyone see Kenny VS. Spenny last night on Comedy Central? O.M.G. I have never seen so much farting and gross things associated with farting- and I only saw 15 minutes of it!
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Postby LauraK on Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:29 pm

Karen- try this: http://www.oddcast.com/home/demos/tts/t ... hp?sitepal

The one we play with is a pop-up ad but this is the same company. I clicked translate from Spanish to English, then type in whatever you want her to say: it's a riot! :)


Hope it works for you...


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Postby Dana_Jean on Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:30 pm

I just don't get guy humor. I DON'T GET IT. So, no, when I saw the scenes for it and he was sticking some tube in his butt, I thought, that's it, I'm outta here.

BORAT was the same way for me. There were a few things that did make me laugh pretty good, but overall, it was just dumb.

Dumb and Dumber; The THree Stooges; Jackass--yes, they all have moments that make me laugh, but I would definitely place these in the guy humor department.

Perhaps a guy could enlighten me on what makes these things so great? Teach me o' men, I'm putty in your hands.
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Postby grasking on Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:35 pm

Clean bedsheets (just washed) make me happy.

I miss "The Man Show". Now there was a funny show that made me happy.
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Postby Dana_Jean on Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:51 pm

Yes, I know what that is and NO I've never experienced one.

And I swear as God is my witness, if someone tries to subject me to said "Dutch Oven" I will go so medieval on their asses, they will rue the day they Ovened me!
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Postby Dana_Jean on Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:52 pm

Okay grasking, what happened to your Dutch oven comment?

Chicken? Huh?

bawk, bawk, bawk :twisted:

THE MAN SHOW--*sigh* guy humor.
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Postby grasking on Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:56 pm

Dutch ovens are great if you set it up right.
"Honey, come under the sheets. I've got a secret to tell you."
"Okay" *giggle, giggle*
And then you let loose. Bwaaaa haaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa!
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Postby Dana_Jean on Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:57 pm

evil, evil little man.
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Postby grasking on Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:58 pm

Jimmy Kimmel's advice for a guy on the first date was a classic.
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Postby Dana_Jean on Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:00 pm

Oh Jesus, are you really going to make me ask?

*heavy sigh* so, what was Jimmy Kimmel's advice?
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Postby val04463 on Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:03 pm

Yeah, Gras...Answer please.
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Postby Dana_Jean on Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:06 pm

He does this. Just drops something in a conversation and then disappears. He likes to work a girl up--selfish bastid! :arrow:


That arrow has nothing to do with this post. I just wonder what the hell someone would use it for. :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow:
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Postby grasking on Sat Dec 08, 2007 5:11 pm

When a person posts "What should I get my boyfriend / girlfiend for Christmas" on a message board.
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Postby Betsy_Boo on Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:22 pm

I don't know why I stayed away so long. You guys really make me laugh, especially when you start a thread and it just degenerates into a discussion of farting.

But to answer the original question...
Walking would make me very happy!
My daughters make me happy...5 years ago I didn't think I'd EVER be able to say that, but they really do now. It seems to have coincided with them leaving the nest. They seem nicer and I appreciate them more when I do see them.
Reading.
Sewing.
A really good nap.
A walk in the mountains.
The Outer Banks.
A pat on the back.
A good laugh.
A good cry.
A road trip.
Homemade cookies.
Having a place to go when I'm blue, like this here message board. You guys are the greatest!
"We'll always have Paris."

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